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Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend? He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds. Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. Remembering how unfairly persecuted I felt when I would pick up my dates, I do my best to make my daughter? I see you have your nose pierced. Is that because you? As a dad, I have some basic rules, which I have carved into two stone tablets that I have on display in my living room.

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If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

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Dating Rules for My Daughter and Her Boyfriend

I have two beautiful and intelligent daughters, and eventually a boy smart enough to see it was going to come calling. But sooner or later a boy of equal substance was going to show up, and now he has. Do I even have dating rules ready? My daughter and her boyfriend spend almost every free moment they have in our house.

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It is entitled 10 rules for dating my daughter. I both laughed and resonated with this list. I then shared it with a few friends who have daughters and they loved it too. And I know my daughter would be better off as well!

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Rules for Dating my Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.

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